Meet The Players

He can't find a bed anywhere!

Hates salads with "the K word" in them…

Deals blackjack and go fish.

Plays frisbee while wearing a tie.

Drinks Rumple Minze and likes to build snowmen.

Loves to be social.

Scott Van Pelt's little, older brother.

Hates fireworks, roaring, and kissing girls.

Currently okay with being a backup.

Voice of an angel, hair of a metrosexual.

Drinks big beers & fixes AC's.

Loves The Lord Of The Rings.

Spits red-hot fire & also is a Florida man.

Likes hats and Rockapella.

Recently quit the royal family to play darts.

The Biggest Woodrow! 12X Tourney Champ.

Sells propane and propane accessories.

Owner of Miss Kim's Ting-Ting Room.

Screams profanities & enjoys Youtube.

Better at corn hole, karaoke & Golden Tee.

Lil' Jack-Obb almost won once.

Not a great driver but at least he doesn't have a phone.

Everyone on the streets call him that.

Nancy stan. Hates hammers.

Missing a reproductive necessity.

Likes to sit by the fan & get ignored by Jerry.

Shown above with Adam Sandler.

Hates Monday and is also bald.

Takes shots of pureed tree bark, white dog poo, and dirt.